OK, so here's what you need to know about my stand-up comedy.

Years ago, I used to be a two-bit professional stand-up comedian, and I still perform occasionally.

In particular, there's my one-man show SAINT PANCREAS, which you can buy on DVD. Check out the page for more on this, or order it HERE.

Or stroll through the dusty corridors of my stand-up image gallery.

Also, check out the DOUBLE COMEDY AUDIO ARCHIVE for some clips of my stand-up.

I'm too good to you, I really am.