The Last Laugh Comedy Club, Hunters Bar, Sheffield, 6 June 1996

A simple gag that worked quite well, I did this one a few times whilst compèring  at the Last Laugh, and I think I might have occasionally used it in my actual act. I've put this one in because ten years later, I went on to include it in Saint Pancreas. The sound quality is very LO-FI, and annoyingly, it's hard to actually hear the punchline. If you really want to know what I say, watch the DVD.